LIVE OPERATIONAL ASSESSMENT
EXECUTIVE STATUS
The official location, condition, and corporate burden of Captain Quackpot™, to the extent such information can be verified without involving outside counsel.
CURRENT STATUS
THE DUCK IS STILL IN FUCKING CHINA.
Transit continues. Per diem requests remain unapproved.
International Transit
Captain Quackpot™ has not yet reported for physical duty at CCKR Publishing.
Questionable
Facilities, legal, and management remain insufficiently prepared for his arrival.